a little bit geek, a whole lotta rebel... what started with a self-taught graphic designer doing a little personal blogging for fun has evolved into a pretty sweet gig for this southern shortie. i'm a personal trainer for your internet-self and i want to show you how to be your best online. a little hand-holding and some gentle nudging out of the nest, and pretty soon you'll be riding that horse into the sunset with no training wheels!

i may have smooshed a few metaphors there...
you know how you have that ONE friend who will always be super honest with you :: "yes, those jeans make you look like you have denim-cased sausages for thighs." :: and you love her and know she's just gonna give it to you straight? i'm that kind of friend.

i'm also that kind of consultant. i'm not going to try to up-sell you or cross-sell you or really, any kind of sell-you. i'm going to listen and i'm going to work and i'm going to teach you how to do as much as you're comfortable with...

i offer traditional web and graphic design, consulting and training by the hour and a little shazam-wow-omg package called Doing The Damn Thing...

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An easy solution to database bloat

Every time you create and edit a post, your sweet, genius sidekick WordPress saves it for you – isn’t that so thoughtful? So, don’t worry about your browser crashing mid-post or obsess about having to hit “Save Draft.” The downside to this is that you end up with eleventy-trillion saved versions of your blog post [...]

Are You a Condescending Corporate Brand?

I found this Facebook Page the other day, Condescending Corporate Brand Page (take notice of the url), and I can’t get enough of it! Basically, this page takes all of the worthless, vapid, void-of-sincerity efforts that social media managers make on corporate brand pages on Facebook and totally makes fun of them. I really can’t [...]

It pays to be picky when choosing your social media manager

This is a blog post that I’ve been meaning to write for some time, but for one reason or another, have always put on the back burner. I was re-inspired to write it when I saw this: Now, for those of you that live under rocks or aren’t up-to-speed on your Internet Memes, this pizza [...]